-- 1 bottle beer -- doesn't matter what kind, as long as it's cold
-- organic lemon extract
1. open beer, drink some.
2. add a bit of lemon extract.
3. cover top with hand, shake bottle to mix.
4. clean beer off hand, floor, clothes.
5. drink.
6. repeat until oblivion hits.
7. it's ok if you decide to forgo steps 2-4 somewhere along the way.
posted by malachi trizec @ 11:20 a.m.
- goes down smooth like a liver milkshake.
i'm bored & disgruntled, an art school dropout-turned-culinary school student - no, i don't want my own tv show or line of cutlery ever; maybe a rogue catering truck or small pub somewhere, someday. trying to 'think long term' & hopefully learn how to set down roots. --------------------------------------------------- non-medicinal ingredients: over-punctuation & incomplete sentences, 2nd-hand books, black pepper ice-cream, & mostly functional alcoholism.
& because i'm ever so lonely (...oh, the unbearable paainnn...)
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