weekend shopping spree
it's wetter than an orgy of nuns outside & i spent the remainder of this month's budget on a new umbrella (this one's got a lifetime guarantee...), a bottle of gin (bombay sapphire 'cause i like the colour of the bottle), & a bottle opener because i'm tired of having to open beer on the edge of the bedframe. i also got a "poster" for my room: it's not a poster technically speaking because it's really a condom ad i took off a bus when its driver left on break.
i'm turning into a pervy old man, aren't i? drinking gin & gettin' sex-obsessed. next thing you know i'll start smoking a pipe.
to keep with the theme, check this out.
i'm turning into a pervy old man, aren't i? drinking gin & gettin' sex-obsessed. next thing you know i'll start smoking a pipe.
to keep with the theme, check this out.
posted by malachi trizec @ 3:43 p.m.
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I once bought bombay sapphire because the bottle looked nice. It tasted like dishwashing liquid though. oh, the mistakes of the past
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