Friday, October 28, 2005

the world always looks better after you've whipped an empty chartreuse bottle out of your seventh-storey window in broad daylight.


At 9:05 p.m., October 28, 2005, Blogger Dana said...

Try dropping hard-boiled eggs from the eleventh floor of your apartment into a parking lot filled with elderly people -- in broad daylight and on Easter Sunday. I'm not saying I did that, but try it. (OK, I did it. But I have a triple excuse: I was young, drunk, and my dillweed friends pressured me into it.)

At 9:03 a.m., October 30, 2005, Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Or steal as many pumpkins as you can on halloween night and then throw them out your 9th-floor window in the middle of the night. Take the remaining pumpkins and fill the dorm elevator with them. Then almost get kicked out of dorm AND college. Lather, rinse, repeat.


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