the world always looks better after you've whipped an empty chartreuse bottle out of your seventh-storey window in broad daylight.
posted by malachi trizec @ 6:33 a.m.
Friday, October 28, 2005
- goes down smooth like a liver milkshake.
About Me
- Name: malachi trizec
- Location: vancouver, british columbia, U.S. Outlying Islands
i'm bored & disgruntled, an art school dropout-turned-culinary school student - no, i don't want my own tv show or line of cutlery ever; maybe a rogue catering truck or small pub somewhere, someday. trying to 'think long term' & hopefully learn how to set down roots. --------------------------------------------------- non-medicinal ingredients: over-punctuation & incomplete sentences, 2nd-hand books, black pepper ice-cream, & mostly functional alcoholism.
& because i'm ever so lonely (...oh, the unbearable paainnn...)
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1Comments:
Or steal as many pumpkins as you can on halloween night and then throw them out your 9th-floor window in the middle of the night. Take the remaining pumpkins and fill the dorm elevator with them. Then almost get kicked out of dorm AND college. Lather, rinse, repeat.
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