Friday, November 18, 2005

i blow my nose in your general direction

while on my liquor-run i was passed by a jogger in a lime green tracksuit. he was doing the 'air hankie' & alternating between nostrils in time with his steps...left. right. left. right...

old jokes aside, i believe that the 5 second rule applies to bugs fallen into one's drink -- especially if it's an almost-full mug of tequila & there's no witnesses.

in the name of Broadening My Horizons, i bought a bottle of "schloss-kirsch" because i liked the font used in the lable: it is the taste equivalent of an unlubricated ass-reaming if you drink it straight from the bottle: painful but potentially addictive if you're into that kind of thing.

1Comments:

At 2:16 PM, November 20, 2005, Blogger finite jester said...

actually i don't think there's any sort of limit to the time that bugs can spend in ones alcohol, from my experience I've found that the longer they stay in there, the better they taste when you pull 'em out

 

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