saw my first properly mangy halifax pigeon today. i still have yet to see a mutated one but i was getting kinda worried about how unnaturally clean & *glossy* they all were, like they'd been airbrushed or something.
the frequent rainstorms could explain their cleanliness but telling people back home that the pigeons here are genetically engineered & selectively bred for picturesque-ness by the board of tourism & rec makes for a better story anyhow.
posted by malachi trizec @ 10:28 a.m.
- goes down smooth like a liver milkshake.
i'm bored & disgruntled, an art school dropout-turned-culinary school student - no, i don't want my own tv show or line of cutlery ever; maybe a rogue catering truck or small pub somewhere, someday. trying to 'think long term' & hopefully learn how to set down roots. --------------------------------------------------- non-medicinal ingredients: over-punctuation & incomplete sentences, 2nd-hand books, black pepper ice-cream, & mostly functional alcoholism.
& because i'm ever so lonely (...oh, the unbearable paainnn...)
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Hmm... Pigeons... Rats with wings!
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