-- 'nile spice' brand coucous lentil curry soup-in-a-cup is so good it doesn't need soy sauce or ketchup to make it palatable; who cares if it costs twice as much as the non health-food brands: it's still just 2 bucks.
-- spam is such an un-meat that a half-eaten tin dug back out of the trash still tastes the same after 2 days.
-- as is perhaps already apparent, alcohol is your (only) friend.
posted by malachi trizec @ 10:14 a.m.
- goes down smooth like a liver milkshake.
i'm bored & disgruntled, an art school dropout-turned-culinary school student - no, i don't want my own tv show or line of cutlery ever; maybe a rogue catering truck or small pub somewhere, someday. trying to 'think long term' & hopefully learn how to set down roots. --------------------------------------------------- non-medicinal ingredients: over-punctuation & incomplete sentences, 2nd-hand books, black pepper ice-cream, & mostly functional alcoholism.
& because i'm ever so lonely (...oh, the unbearable paainnn...)
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