you know you've had enough when...
you look at that corona bottle & think "it's the perfect shape for anal stretching a la 'goatse'."
especially if your back door is virgin territory, so to speak.
posted by malachi trizec @ 4:43 p.m.
Thursday, November 10, 2005
- goes down smooth like a liver milkshake.
About Me
- Name: malachi trizec
- Location: vancouver, british columbia, U.S. Outlying Islands
i'm bored & disgruntled, an art school dropout-turned-culinary school student - no, i don't want my own tv show or line of cutlery ever; maybe a rogue catering truck or small pub somewhere, someday. trying to 'think long term' & hopefully learn how to set down roots. --------------------------------------------------- non-medicinal ingredients: over-punctuation & incomplete sentences, 2nd-hand books, black pepper ice-cream, & mostly functional alcoholism.
& because i'm ever so lonely (...oh, the unbearable paainnn...)
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2Comments:
The phrase "..a la 'goatse'.." should never be used.
I just think it imperitive to let you know that you're a goddamn comic genious. Or not. Maybe this is just brilliant. Either way, I'm effected and I can't say why.
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