Thursday, March 02, 2006

the prodigal souse.

longtime readers of this blog will know that chartreuse, gin, & tequila are my holy trinity, that while languishing in halifax, i was drinking several bottles of hard liquor a week -- in addition to however-many beers i was putting away in bars while fending off unwelcome advances from fuckwits. since leaving halifax, & by extension, sucicidal boredom, i've cut down on my drinking to an amazing extent (not being able to buy liquor in new york definitely helped; asides from getting wasted on new year's & christmas, i was pretty much sober 24/7).

i can say now that i drink only as much as the average north american frat boy (provided he's a small asian chick with a two-beer bladder...that's why i like hard liquor: i'll pass out long before i have to take a piss). during the past 6-ish weeks, my almost-exclusive source of alcohol-y goodness has been beer, the only exceptions being that bottle of calgary-bought chartreuse & some crappy wine.

2 days ago, i bought myself a bottle of gin.

point being, thanks to a frikkin' huge bottle of sapporo & a gin-&-tonic that's mostly gin, this is my first drunk-post from vancouver, & i'm again hitting the wrong keys.


At 3:58 a.m., March 03, 2006, Blogger Rawlz said...

So I hit the 'Next Blog' button for the first time in months and the very first blog that pops up is Muhammad And Me and I see you wound up there too. What the hell are the odds of that happening?! Gotta be like one in three million. That's some crazy voodoo.

I wish you still chucked things out of your window while drunk.

At 10:11 a.m., March 03, 2006, Blogger malachi trizec said...

one of the bad things about living on the second floor in a place with window screens is that things tend to not fall that far when one throws them.


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