you know your st. patrick's day was a good one when you're still sore & smelling of strawberry massage oil two days later.
posted by malachi trizec @ 8:43 a.m.
Sunday, March 19, 2006
- goes down smooth like a liver milkshake.
About Me
- Name: malachi trizec
- Location: vancouver, british columbia, U.S. Outlying Islands
i'm bored & disgruntled, an art school dropout-turned-culinary school student - no, i don't want my own tv show or line of cutlery ever; maybe a rogue catering truck or small pub somewhere, someday. trying to 'think long term' & hopefully learn how to set down roots. --------------------------------------------------- non-medicinal ingredients: over-punctuation & incomplete sentences, 2nd-hand books, black pepper ice-cream, & mostly functional alcoholism.
& because i'm ever so lonely (...oh, the unbearable paainnn...)
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2Comments:
This blog has turned into some sort of love letter to your labia. I miss the bitter virgin and hate the new artsy buttslut.
I'm drunk in the middle of the afternoon, how are you? Have another bottle of port? I think I will! lolwtfbbq!
face it, you're just jealous.
(fyi, my asshole remains unbreached)
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