...i find the chinese surnames 'dong,' 'wang,' & 'poon' hilarious...does my asianess make it ok? (there was this kid named long dong in seventh grade. i never could talk to him.)
i have no more chartreuse.
posted by malachi trizec @ 8:10 p.m.
- goes down smooth like a liver milkshake.
i'm bored & disgruntled, an art school dropout-turned-culinary school student - no, i don't want my own tv show or line of cutlery ever; maybe a rogue catering truck or small pub somewhere, someday. trying to 'think long term' & hopefully learn how to set down roots. --------------------------------------------------- non-medicinal ingredients: over-punctuation & incomplete sentences, 2nd-hand books, black pepper ice-cream, & mostly functional alcoholism.
& because i'm ever so lonely (...oh, the unbearable paainnn...)
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I helped a guy at the casino last night whose name was "Shy Wang."
Also, a guy named "Richard Dick." I shall call him, Dick Dick.
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