...i will never buy canned seafood from the dollar store again. steal it, maybe. but no more paying for diarrheic wake-up calls.
i think i've lost at least 2 pounds since morning.
i hurt inside.
i am also out of toilet paper.
posted by malachi trizec @ 3:41 p.m.
- goes down smooth like a liver milkshake.
i'm bored & disgruntled, an art school dropout-turned-culinary school student - no, i don't want my own tv show or line of cutlery ever; maybe a rogue catering truck or small pub somewhere, someday. trying to 'think long term' & hopefully learn how to set down roots. --------------------------------------------------- non-medicinal ingredients: over-punctuation & incomplete sentences, 2nd-hand books, black pepper ice-cream, & mostly functional alcoholism.
& because i'm ever so lonely (...oh, the unbearable paainnn...)
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My buddy Seth bought "Great Value" brand oysters from Wal-Mart and smelt like salt for the better part of a week.
I once found a massive scale in a can of tuna and am off canned seafood forever.
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