wanna lose weight? try The Poverty Diet!
i've lost over 20 pounds since leaving hellifax, & while i'm still a long way away from that oh-so-desirable auschwitz/kate moss figure, it's a bit worrying...should i start eating sticks of butter to compensate for the fact that i'm more or less living on just fruit & rice?
posted by malachi trizec @ 4:04 p.m.
- goes down smooth like a liver milkshake.
i'm bored & disgruntled, an art school dropout-turned-culinary school student - no, i don't want my own tv show or line of cutlery ever; maybe a rogue catering truck or small pub somewhere, someday. trying to 'think long term' & hopefully learn how to set down roots. --------------------------------------------------- non-medicinal ingredients: over-punctuation & incomplete sentences, 2nd-hand books, black pepper ice-cream, & mostly functional alcoholism.
& because i'm ever so lonely (...oh, the unbearable paainnn...)
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