Friday, May 26, 2006

i walked into a tree branch only once

...& i was extremely high when it happened...

alluvium was frikkin' awesome:

- i did my first line.

- i tried & liked 'shrooms.

- i kissed my first girl. on. the. lips.

- i did not fall into the steamy, plank-lined pit that was the latrine.

-but most importantly, i did not die when my ride there flipped over into a ditch...near-death experiences do make everything better. even trance music.

there is only one bottle of chartreuse left.


At 3:21 a.m., May 30, 2006, Blogger Rawlz said...

Malachi, I want you to know that I've decided that you are fiction. There's no way that you are real. You've led too crazy an existance to actually exist. You're one of god's own mutants. People just don't have the shit happen to them that you have happen to you. I'm on to your lies.

If, by some odd chance, you actually do exist and live the way you live, I want you to know that you are in the minority and that you should appriciate that. You should never forget that the shit you get to live is making you a much more solid and well-rounded person that 97% of people ever get to be. What will you be like as an adult? Granted, you will probably die in two years due to a medical fetish bondage club related infection, but, just the idea of you being a grown up makes me want to pay a private investigator for the rest of my life so that I always know what you're up to.

Promise me you don't have a death wish, okay?

At 1:39 p.m., May 30, 2006, Blogger malachi trizec said...

i solemnly swear by cthulhu's undecended testicle that i both exist & don't plan to die until i'm at least 50, ideally in an elaborately orchestrated, performance art-y grand finale involving cubic tonnes of chartreuse.

& cross-dressing midgets.

At 10:56 a.m., June 04, 2006, Blogger Thaozee said...

Once, we lost someone during the night. Many hours later we found him hugging a giant tree and shouting "CUNT!" at the top of his lungs...

Now that you've kissed a girl, you can move on to doing lines on a girl's breasts. Ultimate mind fuck decadence.

Shrooms are all nice and fun (and free!), until you realize that you can probably die from over laughing. And your friend does the wobbly walk and everyone loses the plot.

Mad Lovecraft props for Cthulhu testicle reference


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