found headline of the night:
"archbishop of canterbury to shave arse for telethon."
this guy is utterly, batshit brilliant:
...witness exhibits a, b, & c.
posted by malachi trizec @ 10:46 p.m.
Thursday, June 08, 2006
- goes down smooth like a liver milkshake.
About Me
- Name: malachi trizec
- Location: vancouver, british columbia, U.S. Outlying Islands
i'm bored & disgruntled, an art school dropout-turned-culinary school student - no, i don't want my own tv show or line of cutlery ever; maybe a rogue catering truck or small pub somewhere, someday. trying to 'think long term' & hopefully learn how to set down roots. --------------------------------------------------- non-medicinal ingredients: over-punctuation & incomplete sentences, 2nd-hand books, black pepper ice-cream, & mostly functional alcoholism.
& because i'm ever so lonely (...oh, the unbearable paainnn...)
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