in case you saw the word 'erratum' & decided to skip reading this blog... i don't know what an 'erratum' is. really, i don't. trust me, i'm stupid; i watch reality tv & confuse it with reality.
posted by malachi trizec @ 1:00 a.m.
- goes down smooth like a liver milkshake.
i'm bored & disgruntled, an art school dropout-turned-culinary school student - no, i don't want my own tv show or line of cutlery ever; maybe a rogue catering truck or small pub somewhere, someday. trying to 'think long term' & hopefully learn how to set down roots. --------------------------------------------------- non-medicinal ingredients: over-punctuation & incomplete sentences, 2nd-hand books, black pepper ice-cream, & mostly functional alcoholism.
& because i'm ever so lonely (...oh, the unbearable paainnn...)
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September 2006?!? Nice, you are literally writing for posterity...
Did you come from the future to mess with my head? Interesting blog. Budding alcoholic eh? You sound familiar...
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hey, thanks for stopping by my blog. i actually had fun browsing through your entries. you're such a character. keeping writing, man.
Why did you comment about how love doesn't last? I didn't expect that it did.
Your blog is amusing in a black comedy kind of way. Kind of how dead kittens are amusing.
Take care
Well, in that cas, I'll leave you with this, as it also makes a great t shirt slogan;
"Dead Girls Can't Say No"
What? There's a difference between reality and reality TV? What is it? Tell us more...
just gotta say that i have THOROUGHLY enjoyed reading your blog entries, and have just spent at least 45 minutes doing so!
thanks for the comment on Brandon's mohawk- i'll try and post a recent pic for you asap (if you care to revisit MY blog)
... and i think we'd get along just fine!
Shocking dental insurance?? See, that spam is priceless--it's why I avoided the word verification for so long. Am I the only one who feels completly retarded when I enter the word wrong and have to do it twice? Is it the gin?
i'll be that much closer to leaving the place for good -- the bars will be safe-ish again...
huh? isn`t reality TV reality? there is a difference?? :p
Post more! I need some good shit to read. What, are you on sabbatical or something?
it's called 'sporadic fulfilment' for a reason.
...scroll past the '06 posts to get to the new stuff.
Don't feel bad, Long division; I frequently type in the wrong word verification thingy as well. And I hate gin...I need to keep my head clear while I'm cooking meth. Kidding! I kid! Or do I?
P.S. word verification of the day: "basbra"
I'm willing to bet I met you on MySpace.
And thankums.
i doubt it: while i do have a 'myspace' account, i've done next-to-nothing with it. slapping the official designation of "friend" onto people isn't really my kind of thing. i mean, it's tantamount to going up to somebody & saying "you're my friend now." ...& who does that in real life?
"Question not thine clams, nor thine jerked beef. These be favored foods of yon fiendmaker" was taken from "Making Fiends" (www.makingfiends.com) episode 3 seen at http://www.makingfiends.com/fiend03.htm
*sigh* is sarcasm that difficult to convey in print??
...you mean i failed 'gifted' english for nothing?
Great blog. I especially love the South Park portrait. Thanks for the comment on mine!
hey malachi, thanks for stopping by. your blog is confusing and i'm stupid but i'll come back later and have a proper look....
Thanks for visiting my blog.....ooooh I think I'm gonna like it here! *gets comfy*
I always like erratums.
Any excuse for a rictus grin.
S.x
hello there :)
erratum - means an error in writing or printing and I know you know that and you know I know you know that I know. Apologies! I appear to be taking drugs with my Monday morning coffee!
Thanks for visiting my blog and leaving a comment.
As for you being stupid, I doubt it. In fact, I refute it completely. A simple browse through the entries on this blog proves my point.
Don't ever give up.
BTW: reality TV is reality. That's the sad truth.
purplesimon out...
Great blog, thanks for the comment. No, we don't have chicken blizards, but the guy wanted one.
you think, therefore you might be?
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