Thursday, November 02, 2006

to the lady i raked leaves for who kept calling her dog's droppings "doodles:"

yes, i understand that a walmart-wholesome woman like you don't want to use profanity, that refering to shit as shit would be simply scandalous, but "doodling" is what i do in my spare time if i'm not drinking, reading, or fucking. not when i'm sitting on the can.

i hate you & your folksy sweater; i hope your dog doodles on it.

1Comments:

At 6:32 AM, November 07, 2006, Blogger Rawlz said...

You're wrong for hating her. I say "poop" instead of "shit" because poop is so much funnier. Poop brings a smile to your face. "Doodles" is even funnier to me. She wasn't saying doodles because she was scared of saying shit, she was saying doodles because she has epic comedic timing.

 

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