yes, i understand that a walmart-wholesome woman like you don't want to use profanity, that refering to shit as shit would be simply scandalous, but "doodling" is what i do in my spare time if i'm not drinking, reading, or fucking. not when i'm sitting on the can.
i hate you & your folksy sweater; i hope your dog doodles on it.
posted by malachi trizec @ 3:33 p.m.
- goes down smooth like a liver milkshake.
i'm bored & disgruntled, an art school dropout-turned-culinary school student - no, i don't want my own tv show or line of cutlery ever; maybe a rogue catering truck or small pub somewhere, someday. trying to 'think long term' & hopefully learn how to set down roots. --------------------------------------------------- non-medicinal ingredients: over-punctuation & incomplete sentences, 2nd-hand books, black pepper ice-cream, & mostly functional alcoholism.
& because i'm ever so lonely (...oh, the unbearable paainnn...)
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You're wrong for hating her. I say "poop" instead of "shit" because poop is so much funnier. Poop brings a smile to your face. "Doodles" is even funnier to me. She wasn't saying doodles because she was scared of saying shit, she was saying doodles because she has epic comedic timing.
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