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this is where something witty wiil eventually go & you will shower me with accolades for it because it is so damn clever.
not now though, because i'm too sober to be clever.
posted by malachi trizec @ 1:01 a.m.
- goes down smooth like a liver milkshake.
i'm bored & disgruntled, an art school dropout-turned-culinary school student - no, i don't want my own tv show or line of cutlery ever; maybe a rogue catering truck or small pub somewhere, someday. trying to 'think long term' & hopefully learn how to set down roots. --------------------------------------------------- non-medicinal ingredients: over-punctuation & incomplete sentences, 2nd-hand books, black pepper ice-cream, & mostly functional alcoholism.
& because i'm ever so lonely (...oh, the unbearable paainnn...)
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Malachi, I've decided that one day I will come visit you. It will not be a pleasant visit; I will find you artsy and progressive and you will find me American and pale, but it will be productive, for you shall fuck me because I have a wang and I will brind an assload of DVDs to wow you with. This much I know. Also, we will compose the song which will end the world. Then we'll tie my balls up.
i'm afraid i'll have to decline on the fucking part, as fabulous as your dvd collection may be, but i'll gladly tie your balls up, though. i'll even use razor wire if you ask nicely.
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